Originally posted by Gailete
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Our society has denegrated down to mostly overweight folks (many significantly overweight), that like to sit around and punch on their phone, even in a National Park. And if they can't get WiFi, they'll tell you about it real fast. It's like a coke addict who has run dry. They are in an inconsolable state of panic and distress.
An estimated 13 million people will visit the Great Smoky Mountains National Park, which is over 600,000 acres. However, the vast majority of these folks will only go into the park about one half a mile to one of the visitor centers, park, go in, look around, buy some souvenirs or a bumper sticker, take a few selfies, and head back for lunch, even though they just ate breakfast.
Most will never leave their car, other than to go to the bathroom. A very small percentage hike even the easy trails. Maybe a few hundred folks per day at the most.
People these days don't really know how to do anything outdoors. They don't know how to fish, ride a horse, or backpack. All they know is iPhones and iPads. Fakebook and twitter.
We had one guest complain because they didn't catch a fish. "Someone said they don't stock any more." Excuse me, but they haven't stocked the Smoky Mountains National Park in 70 years. But there are plenty of fish in the rivers - wild fish. Wild fish don't know what a piece of corn is. They don't recognize a red salmon egg. If you want to catch a farm-raised pellet head fish, go to a petting zoo or something. People these days are so lazy and utterly stupid.
I'll be driving through downtown Gatlinburg and I swear out of 100 people, you might see one who might be considered normal weight. And half of them are shoving something into their gullet - a triple dip of chocolate ice cream, a sack of cotton candy, or a turkey leg.
I'm actually thankful for all of these phenomena, as it means I pretty much have the national park to myself day in and day out.

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