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It has worked for me year after year, so I hope it will work this time as well.
How to get new iPhone for free:
1) Wait until Apple event announcing it, and the inevitable immediate disappointment of the investing public.
2) Buy a long aapl call.
3) Wait for public to realize that whatever unreasonable, unrealistic expectations they have, it is a cool product and it will sell.
4) Sell the call, use the profit to pay for the new iphone.
Really, no matter what is announced, the general public is never happy after an Apple event. I'm not exactly sure what they were expecting? Really, I would like to know.
How to get new iPhone for free:
1) Wait until Apple event announcing it, and the inevitable immediate disappointment of the investing public.
2) Buy a long aapl call.
3) Wait for public to realize that whatever unreasonable, unrealistic expectations they have, it is a cool product and it will sell.
4) Sell the call, use the profit to pay for the new iphone.
Really, no matter what is announced, the general public is never happy after an Apple event. I'm not exactly sure what they were expecting? Really, I would like to know.