Money Money Money

[jeffrey]

"When it is a question of money, everyone is of the same religion." - Voltaire

[jeffrey]

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"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons." -Woody Allen

[jeffrey]

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"The darkest hour of any man's life is when he sits down to plan how to get money without earning it." - Horace Greely

[jeffrey]

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"I'd like to live like a poor man with lots of money." - Pablo Picasso

[jeffrey]

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"Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps you in touch with your children." - J.Paul Getty

[terry1156]

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Okay, I have a quote that fits this thread nicely:

If you would like to know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.
(Benjamin Franklin)

[2moretrees]

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I can't remember the exact quote, but it goes something like

I don't exercise. If God wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

from Joan Rivers

[terry1156]

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I've always liked this one ---

I'm not a paranoid derranged millionaire. Goddamit, I'm a billionaire. (Howard Hughes)

[jeffrey]

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"Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once." - Lillian Dickson

[terry1156]

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Another one I stumbled across that made me smile.

I've been rich and I've been poor: Rich is better. (Sophie Tucker)

[jeffrey]

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"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." - Bob Hope

[jeffrey]

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"Just about the time you think you can make both ends meet , somebody moves the ends." -Pansy Penner

[jeffrey]

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"I don't like money actually, but it quiets my nerves." - Joe Louis

[2moretrees]

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I thought this one was funny.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.

from Bo Derek

[jeffrey]

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"A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B." - Fats Domino