Toilet seat protectors

[TexasHusker]

This weekend I was at a youth sports event and could feel a snickers bar coming on. They had the paper toilet seat protectors, but no instructions on how to use.

There's a middle part that is attached to the outer ring, but I'm not sure whether this part is to be at the rear (haha) of the toilet or at the front. If you put the attached part at the front, I suppose it affords some extra insurance that your goods don't touch anything either, but it seems like the shape indicates it should be at the rear.

Thoughts on this ?

[97guns]

orientation means little to me, its the amount of layers that im concerned with, i like to go 5 or 6 deep and make a real mess of the stall

[97guns]

and sometimes when im sitting there in peace i hear some bloke hurry in, drop trau and sit, could be wet, could be dry, doesnt matter to some

[TexasHusker]

good points. Is there privacy laws on the books that guarantee and protect peace while sitting in a stall?

[97guns]

nope, have at it, could make for a best seller and provide a nice stream of passive income

[TexasHusker]

nope, have at it, could make for a best seller and provide a nice stream of passive income

they have latches yet some people seem to ignore them and jiggle the door until it nearly falls off. It take a lot of concentration to pinch a monkey tale with that going on. I call these people Turd Terrorists.