Treasury Department Issues Emergency Recall Of All US Dollars

[sweeps]

Press conference video

[simpleyme]

uho I already sent all my money to the IRS yesterday! I suppose they will pass it on to the treasury for me, god bless our government always protecting me ;-)

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May I recommend The Onion use this handy dandy ransom note generator to create their hard copies of the press release?

[kork13]

Wow, sure am glad I've only got $5 in my wallet. I'll sure save on postage! now.... where's an envelope?

Hey, could I borrow a stamp?