From azcentral.com

<i>Thieves broke into an agency that serves the poor and made off with a safe. The only catch - the safe was empty.

"It is really quite comical," said Susan Simpkins, director of the Fostoria Bureau of Concern. "It was very heavy, and they did us a favor by taking it."

She said the agency had wanted to throw out the safe but it was too big to move...</i> <A HREF="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0309safetheft-nopayoff-ON.html">Entire Story Here</A>