Weirdest Things You Can Buy on Amazon
A Reindeer Candy Pooper Dispenser¬†
Yes, you read that correctly. According to the product description, it “dispenses piles of yummy cola-flavored candies.” Dispenses is a good word for it.
It can be yours for just $22.99 plus sh*tting…I mean shipping. Shipping.
Giant Microbes Salmonella Typhimurium Plush Toy
Just in case you were tired of your teddy bear, you can snuggle with Salmonella instead at the low cost of $9.58.
Thumbs Up! Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Because who wouldn’t want to rely¬†on glow-in-the-dark toilet paper instead of turning on a light? Actually, come to think of it, this just might come in handy while camping. Price: $9.92
Poo-Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray
Speaking of toilets, the $14.19 you’d spend on this Poo-Pourri toilet spray will certainly not be a waste. You’ll not only be appreciated much more by your friends, but you’ll certainly be invited back for the next dinner party too.
Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
This product may have received a one-star review, but we’re giving it a five-star for our list of weirdest things you can buy on Amazon. By the way, the company who made this shower tool is called “Monkey Butt.” Enough said. Price: $19.99
Smiling Asian Boy Wall Decal
This one left us pretty speechless, but at $7.98, I guess the price is right? Can I opt for door number two instead? Also, I would consider that more of a smirk than a “smile.”
A Custom Nicholas Cage Pillowcase
What?! Custom?! Not to mention, this bad boy is apparently baby wool fabric, which does not easily generate static electricity. Let the cuddling begin! Price: $5.50
iscream Chocoholic Chocolate Scented Pillow
Warning: This pillow is not edible, although it does look good enough to eat. (Also, I won’t judge you for trying to eat it, promise.) And for just $29.79, you can now dream of sugar plums all year long with this beaut.
Keyboard Waffle Iron
I’m not quite sure why you would need a keyboard shaped waffle, but I’m willing to shift my thoughts for this five-minute waffle maker. Plus, some of the gourmet recipe images they share look out of CTRL. Price: $69.99
¬†Have you come across any weird Amazon products? Share them with us in the comments below. (Seriously, please do.)
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