Cops recover $400,000 In Stolen Nuts

[jeffrey]

Police say a tipster may have helped them crack a nut-nabbing syndicate.

Two people were arrested early Monday after about $400,000 worth of stolen almonds was discovered in a Sacramento warehouse, a stash investigators say may be linked to a rash of nut thefts from orchards across California's Central Valley.

The tipster had read about the thefts and called police Sunday after seeing workers transporting boxes from various nut processors between a rental truck and the warehouse, Merced County Sheriff's Detective Vince Gallagher said... Entire Article

[Broken Arrow]

I keep hearing that jingle "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't" in the back of my mind.

[poundwise]

Prison conversation:

Convict #1: "So, what are you in for?"

Convict #2: "I killed a man. How about you?"

Convict #1: "Nuts."

[crazyBMB]

Oh! Ha-ha! Please Stop! My rib's, they're killing me!

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