HUMOR money saving tips for current economy

[jIM_Ohio]

• Cant afford contact lenses? Simply cut out small circles of cling film
  and press them into your eyes.

• Save money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply
  changing your name to match your existing plate.

• Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand closer to
  the object you wish to view.

• A next door neighbour's car aerial, carefully folded, makes an ideal coat hanger in an emergency.

• Save money on expensive Hookers. Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take your missus from behind and, holding on tightly to her jugs, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can `stay mounted` for.

• At weddings tie each piece of confetti with elastic so its resuable.

• Rinse out used condoms in boiling water to reuse (wait until they cool down though)

• If you are disabled and use an electric wheelchair, once a week go to one of the big superstores then to the freezer section and recharge your wheelchair while pretending to 'browse' the stock.

• Don't get a mobile phone... get a carrier pigeon instead. They don't need topping up, they don't ring at inconvenient times AND you can eat it if it stops delivering messages correctly. It will crap a lot though! and they get sim cards stuck in their beaks.

• Put wallpaper up with Blue Tac instead of paste. That way if you move you can take it with you.

[simpleyme]

I am always looking for new ways to save money........................
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I think I will keep looking ;-)

[ruth333]

Those are pretty funny actually.