commitment coupons

[PrincessPerky]

First of all I hate coupons, they can be very useful and all, but I never remember them! I so hate having look thru a billion things I don't buy to find one I do and then remembering to bring them to the store and compare prices with coupon, and all that stuff.

I feel like a I'm in college trying to get 'hooked up' Everybody wants some commitment!

• Company X wants my phone number (are they going to wait the customary three days?).
• Company Y wants me to pay to sign up (aint that illegal? JK).
• Company Z thinks I should switch to name brand stuff (Nothing gets a girl more than telling her she is cheap!).
• Company W wants me to 'join the club', what is it a fraternity of savings?
• Company L wants to leave spyware on my computer, like I need someone checking out where I go? (as opposed to all the spyware already on my computer.)
• Company M asks a billion questions and still wants me to sort thru things I don't buy, like heartburn stuff, when I answered no to EVER needing it!

[terry1156]

lol. Coupons may be a great substitution for a date and not cost near as much