Funny one-liners

[Broken Arrow]

A fool and his money are soon partying.

VENI, VEDI, VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week

I intend to live forever - so far, so good

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

I doubt, therefore I might be.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

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[scfr]

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

[Jaun22]

If nothing happens then nothing changes.