Would you return the plant guaranteed for a year which didn't get watered enough? Watered too much? If it was your fault the care was poor?
I nominate my better half for King of Returns. It all started when he built an add-on to our home.
The returns! Too many, wrong size, change project...It must be pandemic because the stores have major return departments now right when you walk in! (ie Lowes, Target, etc).
I gave him a GPS last year so we could go geo-cacheing and he returned it!
I was looking forward to the family trips for treasure hunts.
His returns are all legitimate, nothing used or worn goes back
Thanks for listening,