Buy This Guy Some Toilet Paper
This is the situation... you walking into a public washroom. You are calm, relaxed. Close the stall door behind you. You are about to be done when it hits you....
THERE IS NO TOILET PAPER!!!!!
For a short while you panic... there is nobody you can ask to, what to do now???? Start looking thru you pockets for a paper tissue of some sort... in your mind only rage and sentences like
WHERE IS THE TOILET PAPER?
WHY IT IS NEVER THERE WHEN I NEED IT?
SAVE YOURSELF!AND HELP ME OUT AT THE SAME TIME WHILE DISCOVERING THE TRUTH ABOUT THE MISTERY OF THE TOILET PAPER!!!
So how come the toilet paper disappears in public washrooms all the time??? Is it the fact the janitors do not put it back? or maybe they put too little? people who were there before you wasted it???
Nothing of all this. The truth is a lot simpler. People steal it!!!!
Yes! So many people are just in need of your toilet paper! But who are these unconsidered thieves??? Occasionally savy unsuspectable workmates who are just very money conscious, but mostly backpackers/campers and university/college students! The first because well.. nature can call anywhere and toilet paper is for them an invaluable good. The second because they often live in rickety apartments or dormitories and they have to pay for their own paper which happens to cost a lot your toilet paper... how do I know???? Because I am one of those students, living under the limit of poverty!!!!
But now that you know the truth about the toilet paper mistery, how to decrease the occurance of this really annoying problem????
HERE IS YOUR CHANCE!!!!!!
Up for actions is a nice brand new TOILET PAPER ROLL that I promise to carry on me to avoid using your.
In this way, my need to steal your toilet paper will vanish and your chances of walking walking into a public bathroom not to find any paper will diminuish! Therefore you will contribute to decrease the amounts of missing toilet paper and therefore statistically everybody will see the more paper around in public washrooms!!!! Even you!!!!
To you who have been annoyed by this problem, help me not use your toilet paper so not to bother other persons and get your choice of these positive feedback notes (all under 80 characters as by Ebay standards):
- You helped improving drastically public washrooms!! BENEFACTOR OF SOCIETY!!!
- Thank you for saving an innocent from the toilet paper problem! GLOBAL BENEFACTOR
- You contributed increasing the amount of toilet paper in the world! Thank you!!!!
or I can go for a more traditional formula if you prefer!
If this listing made you smile, consider donating to this desperate student. He is really in need of all the help you can give him and despite this listing wants to be funny, the circumstances he needs to face are truly harsh.
Please read the ABOUT ME page (clikc the "me" icon next to my user ID at the top right of this page) to discover who this desperate student is! His story is worth to be known by the general public.
If you are not able to donate, we are anyway glad to make you smile. Please think about forwarding this listing to friends, to make them smile as well!!! Hopefully they will be able to make a little donation to our cause.
You have never experienced the toilet paper problem? Lucky you! I sincerely wish you will never have to go through it! But maybe it has happened to you to meet someone smelling badly or to be asked for a ride that you did not want to give.... What am I talking about? Have a look at my other funny actions to know!!! For sure you will have a good laugh!!!!
Thank you anticipadetely for your attention and kindness and......
STOP STEALING THE TOILET PAPER!!!!
NEEDING IT AND NOT FINDING IT IS ONE OF THE WORST THINGS THAT CAN HAPPEN IN YOUR DAY!