[miclason]

Man wakes up with a really bad hangover and gets up to go to the bathroom, he finds 2 beers in a small cooler on the dresser, with a note from his wife: Honey, drink these and let Junior know you're up, so he can heat up the chicken soup I made for you...Guy goes HUH?, but lets Junior know he's up and asks him to heat up the soup...Boy brings up the soup in a tray and the guy asks him: what happened last night?...the boy says: well, you came in at around 3am, totally drunk, and crashed the car against the garage door, then peed on Mom's new rug and fell asleep on the stairs...guy asks: what did Mom do?...boy: she got really mad and started calling you every name in the book, then asked me to help bring you upstairs, and you threw up all over her new bedspread...((guy is thinking, I should be in big trouble, so what's the deal with the beer and the soup??)) ...so, what did Mom do next?...well, she was trying to clean you up and, when she tried to undo your pants to pull them off, you slapped her and yelled: stop right there, you b*tch! I'm married!!