[Scamper]

Joke

couple has a dog that snores. Bcause she can't sleep, the
> > wife goes to the Vet to see if she can get help. The Vet tells the
> > woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop
snoring.
> >
> > "Yeah right!" she says.
> >
> > A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual.
> >
> > The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself,
> > she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it
> > carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops
> > snoring. The woman is amazed!
> >
> >
> > Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out
> > drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and
> > begins snoring loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work
> > on him! .. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue
> > ribbon and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it
> > also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.
> >
> >
> > Her husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the
> > bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the
> > mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very
> > confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red
> > ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head and looks

> > at the dog and whispers....
> >
> > "I don't know where we were, or, what we did, but, by God, we took
> > First and Second places".