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>Joke

>A husband took his wife to play her first game of golf.
>Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the
window
>of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
>
>The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go
up
>there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is
going
>to cost us." So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the
door.
>A warm voice said, "Come on in."
>
>When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done. Glass
was all
>over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near
the
>broken window.
>
>A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my
>window?"
>
>"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that." the husband replied.
>
>"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see,
I'm a
>genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now
that
>you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you
each
>one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."
>
>"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and
blurted
>out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
>
>"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least can do.
And
>I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
>
>"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
>
>"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every
country in
>the world," she said.
>
>"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be
safe
>from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
>
>"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
>
>"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a
woman
>in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."
>
>The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we
both now
>have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
>
>She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're
right.
>Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about
you,
>honey?"
>
>"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.
>
>So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of
the
>afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about
three
>hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into
her
>eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"
>
>"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
>
>"No crap! Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in
genies?"