Re: Men Jokes
Joke
An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office and while there the Doctor
asked for a sperm count. He gave him a clean jar and said, "Take this jar
home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The
doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like
this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my
left hand, but still nothing. She tried with her right hand, then her left,
still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with
her out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and
she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried
squeezing' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "Dear God man... you asked your neighbor? " "Yep.
And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open."
Sharon Ikeam Office Manager
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