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Old 06-17-2006, 06:56 AM
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Joke
For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed
bicycle.
His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on
this house is $80,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we
can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Patrick heading
out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you
going?"

Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night heard
you telling mom you were pulling out.

Then I heard her tell you to wait because
she was coming too.

And I'll be damned if I'm staying
here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage & no bike!"
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