Re: Men Jokes
Joke
Bullfrog
Bullfrogs & the tricks they can perform:
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for
his birthday.
After looking around, she found that all the pets were
very expensive.
She - Told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't
want to spend a fortune.
"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog.
They say it's been- Trained to give men satisfaction.
"It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this
month," he said.
The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and
what if it's true...no - More satisfaction from her ! She bought the frog.
When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he
was extremely - Skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed
happy, thinking she may - Never need to perform this less than riveting act
again.
In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the
noise of pots and pans - Flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and
crashing sounds. She ran - Downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband
and the frog reading " Cookbooks."
"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.
The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your butt is gone."
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