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Joke

Men Never Listen.

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men’s room, but it was always occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said “ You may use the ladies room , if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.

He did what was needed, and sat there . He noticed all the buttons he was told not to touch. Each one was identified by WW, WA, PP, and a red labeled ATR.

Well who would know if he touched these. So he couldn’t resist. He pushed WW and got sprayed nicely on his bottom. Oh this is a nice feeling, he thought. The men’s room don’t have nice things like this.
So anticipating even greater pleasure, decided to push WA button. Warm Air replaced the warm water, and gently dried his underside.

When the air stopped he gently pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom with a fragile scent of spring flowers. He thought, the ladies room isn’t a restroom, it’s a tender loving pleasure. When the powder puff was finished doing its thing ,he couldn’t wait to push the ATR button. Oh he said, this has got to be the best one yet.
I just know it’s going to be " Supreme Ecstasy "

The next thing he knew when he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed. A nurse was staring down at him.” What Happened?’he shouted. The last thing I remember is pushing the ATR button.

The nurse explained: ‘ The button marked ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover.
Your organ is under your pillow.

“Men Never Listen.” They passed this around at Bingo.