Re: Men Jokes
My brother sent me this one.
Joke.
A father watched his young daughter playing in the
garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his
little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her
seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent
eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He
went over to see what work of God had captured her
attention.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little
girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and
innocent question he replied, "No dear. Both of them
are Daddy Longlegs"
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for
a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.
"Well, we're not having any of that gay - stuff going on in our garden!
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