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Old 06-16-2006, 02:56 PM
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Herer's One I just got In.


The Top Ten Thoughts for 2006

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Health is merely the slowest possible rate
at which one can die.

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If
you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for
a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they
won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky, not really
good for anything, but you still can't help but smile
when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid
someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the
weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two
hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you
thirty cents?

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the
world weird. Now the world is weird and people take
Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is
located among the millions and millions of cows in
America but we haven't got a clue as to where
thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are
located.
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