I find this to be a very cute post.
Add translating/interpreting.
I just wonder why most people resort to the lousy no. 1 as a way for making money. Is it because most of us are so dull?
By the way, I never understood how in the world writing a blog can bring money. Call me retarded, but I don't know about those things. All I can guess is advertising.
My favorite would be "picking your parents wisely".