I'm a baseball bat kind-of-guy myself. Keep one under the bed where it is easy to reach. It is little league bat so it is a bit smaller and easier to swing. Fortunately I have never had to use it, but did have to show it when I lived in an apartment. A gal that lived in the apartment next to mine had a boyfriend that couldn't get the hint one night and he was pounding on her door trying to get in and screaming. I opened my door and he asked who the hell I was. I said I was the guy with a baseball bat and who the hell was he.
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