LOL Syracusa, I think you missed all of M-squared post about academia as well. But heck maybe your comprehension of american humor is sadly lacking.
I too have owned goats, cows, and pigs. We had goats in the backyard of our home. And my grandparents owed cows, pigs, chickens, ducks. I guess that might be the reason behind a pickup. Although I always though it was the dogs we had.
As for clicking with people, sometimes it's hard to find people to "click" with. But maybe it would be easier if you don't judge them by appearances. Plus if you gave people a chance maybe they will be more than you expect.