I can see it now.
President Jeb Bush in 2020 enacts the "Great Disney World Bail-out."
America will be facing the prospect of millions of youth who will not be able to afford $400,000 college educations, working at Burger King and foregoing their Disney vacations at the same time.
So, in a bold swift move, President Jeb Bush, following President Chelsea Clinton, enacts a 90 day Disney World Reform by sending 500 free Disney Points to all Americans so they can have their vacations.
"We beleive this will not only allow for college educations but keeps the economy in my old state strong by employing the people working in Goofy and Donald Costumes. Expect your Disney Reward Dollars by June.
These Disney Reward dollars can be applied anywhere - at the Magic Kingdom, the Contemporay Resort, even for busing.
We hope to also improve monorail infrastructure by 2030."
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