> >
> > A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
> >
> > Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and
> > hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
> >
> > The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet,
> > not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
> >
> > The little boy says, "Dark in here."
> >
> > The man says, "Yes, it is."
> >
> > Boy - "I have a baseball."
> >
> > Man - "That's nice."
> >
> > Boy - "Want to buy it?"
> >
> > Man - "No, thanks."
> >
> > Boy - "My dad's outside."
> >
> > Man - "OK, how much?"
> >
> > Boy - "$150"
> >
> > Man - "Sold."
> >
> > In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover
> > are in the closet together.
> >
> > Boy - "Dark in here."
> >
> > Man - "Yes, it is."
> >
> > Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove."
> >
> > The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,
> >
> > "How much?"
> >
> > Boy - "$350"
> >
> > Man - "Highway robbery. Sold."
> >
> > A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves,
> > let's go outside and have a game of catch."
> >
> > The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove."
> >
> > The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
> >
> > The boy says, "$500"
> >
> > The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that...
> > that is way more than those two things cost.
> > I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed."
> >
> > They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
> > confession booth and he closes the door.
> >
> > The boy says, "Dark in here."
> >
> > The priest says, "Don't start that **** again, you're in my closet now"
>
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