A deaf couple are lying in bed and trying to decide how they can tell their spouse as to whether they want to have sex or not. In the dark, they can not read sign language. The wife says "I have an idea, if you want to have sex, squeeze by left boob once, and if you don't squeeze it twice". The husband thought that was a great idea. His wife said, how will I tell you if I want to have sex. The husband thought about it and said, "I know, if you want to have sex, squeeze my willy once, and if you don't squeeze it 75 times"
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